70 yr old

i'm not 70... but i have de body of a 70 yr old!!
why??
1. i'm always getting sick
2. i'm always tired
3. drink anything cold - i'll get sick
4. get wet in de rain - i'll get sick
5. yesterday my veins started popping out of my feet...

i need 2 drink some of the *feel 50 yrs younger crap* they've been
advertising..
bummer...